Roald: No, I’m serious. I think there’s money to be made with nerd porn. You name it. Star Wars, Star Trek, Galactica, Space:1999, UFO, Thunderbirds, Lord of the Rings, and on and on. Just dress some cute girls up in Boba Fett and Starbuck costumes, throw them on a bed-
Wyatt: Would it be a bed? Maybe it should be a holding cell, or brig or something-
Roald: -Throw them in a brig, spritz them down, add a link to Paypal and watch the money roll in. I’m telling you this could be my internet bubble.
Wyatt: I don’t think that means what you think it means. Are you seriously considering becoming a pornographer?
Roald: Nerd pornographer, and yes. And thanks for reminding me to add Princess Bride to the list. So, do you want to know what I’m going to call the site?
Wyatt: No, not particularly.
Roald: Oh come on. Please?
Wyatt: Ok fine, don’t whine. What are you going to call it?
Roald: Han Shot First.
Wyatt: ….