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Shaman of the Rainbow Vomiting Pandas, originally uploaded by The Searcher.

It used to be easy, to divine the will of the pandas. A little sunset, some kittens playing, perhaps an intense close-up of a water droplet on a flower, and the pandas would be pleased. But after a time, the desires of the pandas turned random, eclectic.

For those who tormented over the pandas' whims, there was little choice but to turn to the Panda Shaman. Shrouded in mystery, the Panda Shaman, if the legends are to be believed, could pierce the mists of confusion and algorithmic randomization, to once again divine that which catches the fancy of the pandas. Smelling of sweat and rainbows, the Panda Shaman are rare, and difficult to find.

But for those who must know if today is the day to post that photo of the rusted truck in HDR, or the 365 teen girl sitting in a window, or simply a photo of their breakfast, the Panda Shaman is their only hope.

*no rainbow vomiting pandas were harmed in the making of this artwork.

large size here.

# posted by Derek Chatwood @ 4:05 PM