Sunday, February 21, 2010
Memoirs of a Bathroom Wall
Guy: So dude, I saw your phone number stuffed behind the plexi in the bathroom. What's the story there?
Dude: Yeah, it was up there for three days before I saw it and pulled it. I gave it to some girl last Saturday.
Guy: Ok, but then how does it show up in the men's room?
Dude: ...
Guy: Oh. Oh wait. Adam's apple?
Dude: Yep.
Guy: Huh. I wonder if that explains all the rubber gloves I keep seeing in the stall.
Dude: No that's something else.
Guy: What?
Dude: ...
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