Thursday, May 28, 2009
Cheney: Wearing It Well
Let me tell you something about my legacy. The fact of the matter is, torture works. We used it, and we're proud of it. The fact of the matter is without torture, we would never have been able to manufacture the evidence we needed to invade Iraq. Could not have done it. So that's a huge success. Tortured the fuck out of that guy.
I know, Iraq a success? Well look, absolutely. Have you seen Haliburton's earnings reports for the last eight years? While everyone else's stocks were tanking, mine were going through the roof. I'd call that an unqualified success, from my perspective. And that's all thanks to torture.
You know, I'll tell you something. I took the first couple of fellas, the ones we renditioned to that shithole in Poland, and I made a hat from their butt skin. No shit, a full on ten gallon hat. The fact of the matter is, torture is the best thing that ever happened to me. Can't get enough of it, and I love talking about it.
Hey, we aren't on the air yet, are we?
larger one here.
