Friday, April 03, 2009
Satire in the age of Dinosaurs on Boats
Creationism Convention, Creationism Museum, USA, Cafeteria, Noon.
Steve: Hey good job with the Noah's Ark thing, that was great. that sixteen foot scale model is amazing. It really proves how the dinosaurs would have easily fit and thrived on board.
Lee: Thanks! Yeah, the kids really love it. It's a wonderful educational tool for us, and helps us dispell all of those silly myths about how it was "impossible". Drives me crazy, all the misinformation out there. Hey that reminds me, how's your thing going? The Pteronodon Project?
Steve: Yeah no, it's the "Pterosaur Project", and it's going great, really good. We've got most of our funding lined up, and we've started collecting supplies already. We're looking at early August for the expedition launch.
Lee: Wow, I didn't know you were so far along, that's wonderful. That is going to be so amazing, when you find living pterosaurs, and bring them back. It's going to make those wacko evolutionists finally sit down and shut up.
Steve: Well we certainly hope so. There have been so many eyewitness accounts of them flying around, it drives me crazy that it's just constantly ignored. I mean, the same goes for velociraptors and apatosaurs, they're all over the place.
Lee: Sure, yeah I know. So why aren't you going after one of them? Why the flying ones?
Steve: Logistics, mostly. Apatosaurs are like the size of a bus, you know? Even if we could haul one to shore, trying to get it back to the states would be really difficult. And the raptors, well they kind of eat people. So pterosaurs are just the best option for our budget and time. Plus we can bring back eggs and start our own aviary here. Man I can't wait.
Lee: For sure, for sure. Well I have to go back and give another talk on dinosaur riding. But it's great seeing you. Hang in there man, us sane ones have to stick together.
Steve: I hear you.
larger one here.
Special thanks to the Texas Board of Education for the inspiration.
