Sunday, April 06, 2008
Mari Loves Shellfish
So. How'd you two meet?
Oh, you know. The internet.
Really? huh., figures. So.. I have to ask. Isn't it a little weird that she shows her, uh, you know?
What? her mouth?
No, I mean her-
Yeah. That's her mouth. See the teeth? Dude, c'mon. This is a company picnic. Besides, she's really shy. Whenever she gets nervous, she squirts ink everywhere. Seriously. When we were first getting to know each other, I had to have plastic sheets covering all my stuff.
Wow. I'm sorry man, I didn't know. So if that's her mouth, then where's her..
Dude. That's kind of personal. How about you get your mind out of the gutter, while I go get Phil from accounting away from her? She's about to spray ink all over the fruit tray.
# posted by Derek Chatwood @ 10:31 PM 
