Sunday, May 20, 2007
bat. man. detail
F#$% You, Wolverine guy. Yeah I'm talking to you. Batman would take your healing factor and your adamantium-laced skeleton (that's "unbreakable" for you lucky non-geeks) and your "snikt!" emo-badass 'tude, and you know what he'd do?
he'd drop you in a vat of quick-drying cement up to your neck, then sink you a mile or two under the ocean. A year or two of getting your face eaten off by sharks and brine shrimp, dying and coming back over and over and over again, we'll see if you still call him "Bub".
hokay. Obviously I need to start dating again.
# posted by Derek Chatwood @ 4:50 PM 
