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victory. is a cool breeze, originally uploaded by The Searcher.

The Scene: USS Abraham Lincoln - May. 2, 2003. Bush arrives via navy jet, greeted by throngs of telegenically arranged cheering servicemen. As he swaggers across the massive deck, two of the seamen begin arguing:

"..but dude, he's-"
"shut-up! shut it! Don't say anything!"
"but.. but, I don't underst-"
"Just chill dude. This is how he looks in person."
"wait. on tv he has clothes on?"
"yeah. it's a broadcast flag. gift from the FCC."
"wow. but I mean.. wow. Why does.. how does he do it?"
"old trick. He just keeps saying things that draw attention away from the obvious."
"oh. Oh. .... huh. ok, wow. I can't wait to hear what he's gonna say."

P.S. This one is Creative Commons (license), so anyone can use it for anything. knock yourselves out.

# posted by Derek Chatwood @ 12:44 PM