Tuesday, September 26, 2006
supervillain. hookup
She glanced my way, but didn't give me a second look. I wasn't her type. Villain groupie.
He was third rate. hardly a "super" villain. he didn't even have his own
secret lair. Shared a loft space with some lava guy and the dude with
mind-controlled birds. I overheard him say something about his
destructo-ray being huge, and then she said something about Dr.
Mentos having a pretty big one. blah blah, the usual pick up stuff.
Dunno why, but I felt sorry for the guy. Maybe because he hadn't
actually destroyed anything in a while, or maybe because I figured
if the bad guys got laid a little more, maybe they wouldn't be so bad. So when he
got up to leave -with her- I caught his eye, nodded, and let him go till later. he looked relieved.
Better not be any mind-controlled birds when I get there. fucking
hate mind-controlled birds.
